What's in a name?

Ok so I know everyone is pretty jealous of the name Stick Tackle Boom Boom- but it's mine. Get your own. Everyone knows games are won and lost by their team names. That's why the Pelicans my never win a game and why the Patriots continue to be the benchmark for a dynasty. Just common sense when you think about it.

So get a jump start and don't pick a shit name. Your name should pick you. It's kind of like when you use your street name and your first pet name to create your porno handle. You don't just google cool porno names, you earn it. You think I want to be called Kitty Kitty Jackson? No. But if the shoe fits, wear it. Right?

Basically don't google Mike Vick dog team names because that shit is played out. I used to play with the neighborhood kids after school and we created a game called Stick Tackle Boom Boom. Pretty much the Oklahoma Drill on a trampoline. Taught me how to tackle, how to hit stick, how to be a man really. My mom told me Stick Tackle Boom Boom was going to be the death of me. Wrong. It made me awesome. It's going to be the death of many fantasy teams.

If you don't spend as much time on your team name as you do your draft you pretty much lost before you started.

Big shout out to some of my favorite team names this year so far:

Blue Steel
Queen Victorious
Fat Belly's Bitches

Don't be scared to share your team names in the comment section....