Friday, August 23, 2013

Patriots show why they are the smartest team ever



Tim Tebow and I got the same amount of playing time against the Lions last night. Just shows how genius the patriots really are. Don't waste reps on him when the future can get in there and sling it around.

Everyone outside of Arkansas seems to forget what kind of monster is lurking in the wings of Tom Brady. Look this science guy said it himself. Better than Drew Brees and John Skelton, two of the best qbs in the game. Did you see how he was on point throwing through those robot machines? And guess what? That's exactly what the Patriot's offense has proven to be. Robot Machines. I can't even name there receivers and it doesn't matter because the Patriot's are systematic and play sound football. Nothing flashy. Nothing tricky. You can't trick your way to victory in the NFL. You can throw 45-yard-out-routes-that get-to-the-receiver-in-a-split-second your way to victory in the NFL though.

Laser rocket arm. Sweet ass jump man sweatsuit. Swag for days son. One of my biggest regrets in life is when he was kicked out of our fraternity party. We have so much in common. Could've been real good friends I think.

Who got a scantron for Ryan Mallet?? I do buddy. I do.

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