Gambling Season is Finally Here

Thursday night is the official start to the college football season which also means it's the official first night of gambling season.  For the next seven months us degenerates have the ability to become rich lose tons of money to some guy we barely know on the sports we love; football and basketball.  In honor of this glorious night here are the picks that won't miss.

5* - UNC @ South Carolina     Under 57.5

UNC has a pretty good QB in Bryn Renner (not a typo, clowns) but in my opinion he is a product of the system he is in.  He will drop back to pass 35+ times which will give Clowney and the rest of the South Carolina defensive line plenty of opportunities to pin their ears back and wreak havoc.  Although the rest of the South Carolina defense is unproven to this point the D-Line will make this one easy.  Although USC will have a big lead for most of the game I think UNC will score late to cover the points.  South Carolina 30  UNC 20.

Late Night Money Doubler - USC -24 @ Hawaii

Anyone who has sat around me and discussed games that we love I have one rule... NEVER BET AGAINST HAWII ON THE ISLAND which on the flip side.. NEVER BET HAWAII ON THE MAINLAND.
 Typically this is good advice except for Thursday night.  Not only is USC head and shoulders better than Hawaii in all facets of the game but they also have Lane Kiffin's wife cheering them on.  Let it ride from the winner I gave you earlier and go to bed early because there will be no need to sweat this one out.  Wake up and count your money.


I'm keeping score this year.  You can go ahead and chalk these up.
YTD:   2-0