Holy shit the best movie ever is coming to theaters Oct 11

MACHETE KILLS

And this is how it's done ladies and gentleman. This is top shelf shit right here. This is how superhero movies are supposed to be made. You know what, this is how every movie should be made.

CIA, FBI, DEA all rolled in to one then left for dead. Back for his most dangerous mission yet. Charlie Sheen v Mel Gibson. Two bat shit crazy motherfuckers looking to tear some shit up. Throw in Johnny 23 as Machete killing everything in site and you have a blockbuster.

Danny trejo
Michelle Rodriguez
Sofia Vergara
Amber Heard
Lady GaGa
Cuba Gooding, Jr.
Jessica Alba
Mel Gibson
Carlos Estevez aka Charlie Sheen

Now that's an A list if I've ever seen one. Plain and simple no two ways around it. I'f you haven't seen the first Machete I will forgive you but if you miss this you're just an ass that nobody likes.

"Machete Kills. That's what he does." 

Straight fire.

PS.  How bad ass is it that Charlie Sheen's real name is Carlos Estevez? Answer: Real bad ass